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How tech support works in Linux:

1.) have you tried turning it off and on again?

2.) have you read the manual?

3.) are you new to Linux?

4.) have you read the manual?

5.) check the logs

6.) have you read the manual?

7.) are you running the latest kernel?

8.) have you read the manual?

9.) follow this vague tutorial on a sketchy site and let me know when you’ve broken it more

10.) have you read the manual?

11.) flip a coin. If heads, reinstall your OS. If tails, it’s a hardware problem.

12.) RTFM. Goodbye.

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Hello, I heard you have a tech problem. Closely follow these instructions, and your problem will be solved.

Linux/BSD:

Try turning it off and on again

Windows:

Try turning it off and on again

Linux/BSD:

Check for updates that could fix it and report a bug if necessary

Windows:

Safe mode

Linux/BSD:

check your config files

Windows:

Safe mode harder

Linux/BSD:

Chroot in from an outside disc and fix whatever’s wrong

Windows:

Safe mode EVEN HARDER

Linux/BSD/Windows:

Reinstall OS. Quietly weep.

Assignment was to open a birthday card template, enter a custom greeting, and change the font the Comic Sans.

I may not survive.